forgive me...

Ok, ok, I promise this blog isn't going to be just a bunch of silly pictures. But I came across this and, being the bacon lover that I am, I absolutely could not help myself:





Yes.

This is a beef and cheese patty wrapped in a bacon turtle shell, with hot dog legs and head! Bar-b-que style.

Yes! Where can I get one of these? Is it possible that things like this really exist? Or is this a mere fantasy designed to ruin my chances of ever enjoying lentil soup and salad? If I was ailing and contacted the Make A Wish foundation, or was on death row and had my final meal request, could they find this for me?

One can only hope.